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&lt;p&gt;(Nothing against YU&amp;#8230;Just thought this was funny)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://allidoisjew.tumblr.com/post/49982106783</link><guid>http://allidoisjew.tumblr.com/post/49982106783</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 22:15:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>CHECK OUT MY NEW BLOG! (I'm going to keep updating this one too!)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Jew My Life.  This one will also run on user submissions!&lt;/p&gt;
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